• After being helped out when coming up short when making a purchase, a presumed terrorist warns his benefactor not to drink Coca-Cola [or Pepsi in some versions] after a certain date.

• A movie portraying Jesus as homosexual is going to be released in 2001.

• Gang initiates are kidnapping unsuspecting women by slipping into the back seat of their car while filling up.

• A man offers to help a woman change a flat tire at a mall. The woman balks, alerts mall security and returns to find the man has fled, leaving his briefcase containing rope and a butcher knife.

• Madalyn Murray O'Hair, the noted atheist, has proposed that the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) ban all religious broadcasting.

• HIV contaminated needles have been found in movie theater seats and coin returns of payphones and vending machines.

• Criminals are using drugged 'perfume' to rob victims.

• Seven women have died after smelling a free perfume sample that had been mailed to them.

• The president of Procter & Gamble admits on the Sally Jessy Raphael Show that profits from the company support the Church of Satan.

• A cockroach hatches and grows inside a woman's tongue after she licks an envelope.

• HIV contaminated needles are being attached to gasoline pump handles.

• A customer's jaw becomes infested with cockroach eggs after eating a Taco Bell taco.

• A child was abducted at a local Sam's Club and the abductor attempted to disguise the child by wearing a wig and changing her clothes.

• Gang initiates are slashing women's ankles, even attempting to cut off body parts.

• Tommy Hilfiger reveals in an interview with Oprah Winfrey (or CNN's Elsa Klensch or Larry King) that he didn't design his clothes for black and asians (or other minority groups).

• Shopper cheated when buying a cookie recipe at Neiman Marcus (sometimes Mrs. Fields and other retailers) gets revenge by spreading the recipe via email.

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