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Does Not Compute || The alt.folklore.urban FAQ || Stupid People Tricks


[MORE] Documented: London doctor struck off for inveigling Turkish peasants to donate a kidney.
[MORE] Debunked: Dr. C. Drew, a plasma researcher; bleeds to death when hospital turns him (a black man) away.
[MORE] Debunked: Flowers are bad in hospital rooms because they suck oxygen out of air.
[MORE] Documented: (Wo)man takes huge quantity of baking soda as an antacid and ends up with CO2 rupturing stomach.
[MORE] Impossible: Person's hair turns entirely white "overnight" from stress.
[MORE] Documented: Some people sneeze when exposed to bright light ("photic sneeze effect").
[MORE] Debunked: You can catch diseases (crabs, lice, herpes, VD, etc) from public toilets.
[MORE] Debunked: Coca-Cola is an effective contraceptive
[MORE] Documented: Coke is acidic, dissolves teeth, etc
[MORE] Debunked: Drinking large quantities of deionized/distilled water over a long period of time can screw you up due to ion imbalances.
[MORE] Documented: Water can be toxic.
[MORE] Impossible: Hair and nails continue to grow after death.
[MORE] Debunked: Hair grows back thicker or faster if you shave it.
[MORE] Unknown: A woman sees doctor with an irritated eye. She says a male stripper rubbed his pouch in her eye, or flung his G-string onto her face. The doctor examines her, and removes a louse from her eye (or face, or eyebrow).
[MORE] Debunked: An autopsy reveals big hairballs in lungs of a man who breathed in bits of hair while he worked, and thus suffocated him.
[MORE] Documented: Girl dies of big hairball in stomach from chewing on ends of her braids.
[MORE] Debunked: B.F. Skinner's daughter died/committed suicide/sued because of she was reared in a Skinner box/special crib.
[MORE] Debunked: Left-handed people have shorter life spans than righties.
[MORE] Debunked: Women/people shouldn't sit on cold cement or metal 'cause it might hurt their plumbing or cause piles.
[MORE] Debunked: You can catch a cold by being chilled.
[MORE] Documented: There're all sorts of rumors about the AIDS virus being developed by various institutions.
[MORE] Unknowable: Guillotined persons may remain conscious long enough to blink.
[MORE] Debunked: Knuckle cracking will lead to arthritis.
[MORE] In Dispute: It may damage your hand in other ways, though.
[MORE] Debunked: Drunks are more relaxed, less likely to be hurt in car accidents.
[MORE] Debunked: A series of hospital deaths was due to a janitor who unplugged life- support systems to plug in a floor polisher.
[MORE] Debunked: Dr. C. Drew, a plasma researcher; bleeds to death when hospital turns him (a black man) away.
[MORE] Documented: Corn chips can damage the esophagus
[MORE] In Dispute: Supercooled Siberian vodka causes instant death when overeager drinker takes a slug.
[MORE] Debunked: Asbestos is added to tampons to force women to use more, thus increasing the rate of cervical cancer.
[MORE] Debunked: Soda cans are frequently coated with rat urine, which is deadly to humans
[MORE] Debunked: Shock-rocker has ribs removed so he can perform autofellatio
[MORE] Debunked: 19th century women wore corsets so tight their internal organs were deformed.
[MORE] In Dispute: People have had their ribs removed to make their waist look smaller.
[MORE] Documented: Student lives on Kraft dinner, gets scurvy
[MORE] In Dispute: Women in close proximity synchronise periods
[MORE] Documented: Maggots and leeches are still used in modern medicine
[MORE] Debunked: Mountain Dew makes you less of a man; Diet Dew pickles you in formaldehyde.
[MORE] Debunked: Eye contact with waterproof sunscreen causes blindness.
[MORE] Impossible: Baby eats dog food after meal of Enfalac formula, stomach explodes.
[MORE] Documented: Pacemakers can explode when burned; they must be removed before cremation.
[MORE] In Dispute: Nuclear-powered pacemakers are especially dangerous in a cremation explosion because of the risk of radioactive fallout.
[MORE] Impossible: "Innocent" man is repeatedly arrested for drunkenness, but claims not to drink; turns out he has a "mutant yeast" in his stomach which ferments ingested carbohydrates into alcohol.
[MORE] In Dispute: Coughing forcefully may save your life if you're alone and having a heart attack.
[MORE] In Dispute: Red cordial (ObTWIAVBP: non-carbonated fruit-flavoured drink concentrate) can prevent traveller's diarrhoea.
[MORE] Documented: Women should wear a wetsuit when waterskiing/watersliding, to avoid mysterious and unpleasant injuries to their reproductive organs.
[MORE] Impossible: Little bubbles of air in an injection syringe or IV can kill you.
[MORE] Documented: A patient's intestine explodes from cauterization during surgery due to gas; A patient's intestine exploded during a colotomy.
[MORE] Debunked: Cats shouldn't be allowed near newbor babies, as the cat will "steal the baby's breath".
[MORE] In Dispute: There have been isolated reports of babies being smothered by cats. These reports have been disputed by some.
[MORE] Unknown: Girl replaces her own urine with secreted boyfriend's urine at "abortion mill," is declared pregnant and advised to abort.
[MORE] T: There are many stories about musicians and bands, especially after they die or are dead. Most aren't very interesting or novel.


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