<butt-ugly-fish>Urban Legend Zeitgeist: Satanic Procter & Gamble: Example


The President of Procter & Gamble appeared on the Sally Jesse Raphael Show on March 1, 1998. He announced that "due to the openness of our society", he was coming out of the closet about his association with the church of Satan. He stated that a large portion of his profits from Procter & Gamble Products goes to support this satanic church.

When asked by Sally Jesse if stating this on t.v. would hurt his business, he replied, "THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH CHRISTIANS IN THE UNITED STATES TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE."

Product list includes:

Cleaning Supplies: Bold, Cascade, Cheer, Joy, Comet, Dash, Spic & Span, Tide, Top Job, Oxidol, Ivory Dreft, Gain, Mr. Clean, Lest Oil, Bounty Towels

Food: Duncan Hines, Fisher Nuts, Fisher Mints, Dehydrated Fruits

Coffee: Folgers, High Point

Shortening Oils: Crisco, Puritan, Fluffo

Deodorants: Secret, Sure

Diapers: Luvs, Pampers

Hair Care: Lilt, Head & Shoulders, Prell, Pert, Vidal Sassoon, Ivory

Acne Product: Clearasil

Mouthwash/Toothpaste: Scope, Crest, Gleem

Peanut Butter: JIF

Personal Hygiene: Always, Attend Undergarments

Lotions: Oil of Olay, Wondra

Soap: Camay, Coast, Ivory, Lava, Safeguard, Zest, Oil of Olay

Fabric Softener: Downy, Bounce

Citrus Punch: Sunny Delight

Medication: Aleve, Pepto-Bismol

If you are not sure about the product, look for Procter & Gamble written on the products, or the symbol of a ram's horn, which will appear on each product beginning on January 1, 2000. The ram's horn will form the 666, which is known as Satan's number. Christians should remember that if they purchase any of these products, they will be contributing to the church of Satan. Inform other Christians about this and STOP buying Procter & Gamble Products. Let's show Procter & Gamble that there are enough Christians to make a difference!

On a previous Jenny Jones Show, the owner of Procter & Gamble said that if Satan would prosper he would give his heart and soul to him. Then he gave Satan credit for his riches.

Anyone interested in seeing this tape, should send $3.00 to:

SALLY TRANSCRIPTS
515 WEST 57TH STREET
NEW YORK NY 10019

WE URGE YOU TO MAKE COPIES OF THIS AND PASS IT ON TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE. THIS NEEDS TO STOP.

LIZ CLAIRBORNE ALSO PROFESSES TO WORSHIP SATAN AND RECENTLY OPENLY ADMITTED ON THE OPRAH WINFREY SHOW THAT HALF OF HER PROFITS GO TOWARDS THE CHURCH OF SATAN.

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