<butt-ugly-fish>Urban Legend Zeitgeist: Email Outrage


  • The artificial sweetener aspartame, contained in products like Nutrasweet©, Equal© and many diet colas, causes a wide variety of ailments.
  • Pepsi removed the phrase 'under God' from the snippet of Pledge of Allegiance it printed on promotional cans.
  • Dr Pepper removed the phrase 'under God' from the snippet of Pledge of Allegiance it printed on promotional cans.
  • Circulating an email petition decrying the treatment of women under the Taliban regime in Afghanistan will improve their lot.
  • US car companies have further donated generously to relief funds for New York, while most foreign car companies haven't done a thing.
  • An email petition decries the plight of captive bears in China used to generate bile for various folk remedies.
  • The web site Bonsai Kitten promotes 'preserving the long lost art of body modification in house pets' and circulating an email petition will shut it down.
  • Comedian George Carlin (or rock muscian Ted Nugent) penned a list of 'politically incorrect' opinions, dubbing himself a 'bad American.'
  • The United States Congress is considering a 5 cent tax on email.
  • Jane Fonda visited North Vietnam during the Vietnam War.
  • Senator Hillary Clinton is the only politician in Washington, D.C. who refused to meet with a delegation from the Gold Star Mothers.
  • Vice President Al Gore confused Bible passage John 3:16 with John 16:3.
  • Vice President Al Gore has told 21 'lies' about his life and career.
  • Fast food giant McDonald's is using imported beef in its products.
  • Hillary Clinton and Bill Lann Lee (Acting Assistant Attorney General for Civil Rights) were campus radicals while attending Yale University and 'shut down Yale University with demonstrations.
  • Madalyn Murray O'Hair, the noted atheist, has proposed that the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) ban all religious broadcasting.
  • An email petition claims that Congress is about to cut funding to public media outlets PBS and NPR and that circulating the petition will help save them.
  • Jim Neugent complained to ABC about the pro-gay themes of its television series 'The Practice' and received a rude antireligious rant in reply.
  • In an interview on 'Sixty Minutes', US Attorney General Janet Reno defines a 'cultist' as someone who 'has a strong belief in the Bible and the Second Coming of Christ'.
  • Members of Congress do not pay into Social Security and have a generous pension plan funded by exclusively by tax revenues.
  • An email petition is being circulated to convince the Taliban, the ruling regime of Afghanistan, to stop requiring Afghani Hindus to wear a yellow badge to distinguish them from Moslems.
  • Tommy Hilfiger reveals in an interview with Oprah Winfrey (or CNN's Elsa Klensch or Larry King) that he didn't design his clothes for black and asians (or other minority groups).
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