Sheesh, I gotta explain why this stupid entry in the Internet Hoax Sweepstakes is bogus?
This 'story' is the product of a fevered imagination with little familiarity coherent plotting, human physiology and anatomy and the crustacean lifecycle.
When?
January 2000
Comments
For the author: Grade: F. Work on more believable plotting. Take a cold shower and check out Gray's Anatomy from the library.
See also
Lobster Love from the Urban Legends Reference Pages