• After being helped out when coming up short when making a purchase, a presumed terrorist warns his benefactor not to drink Coca-Cola [or Pepsi in some versions] after a certain date.

• Pepsi removed the phrase 'under God' from the snippet of Pledge of Allegiance it printed on promotional cans.

• Dr Pepper removed the phrase 'under God' from the snippet of Pledge of Allegiance it printed on promotional cans.

• Seven women have died after smelling a free perfume sample that had been mailed to them.

• US car companies have further donated generously to relief funds for New York, while most foreign car companies haven't done a thing.

• Mohammed Atta, one of the September 11th hijackers who flew a plane into the World Trade Center, blew up a bus in Israel in 1986 and was released from prison at the urgings of President Ronald Reagan and Secretary of State George Shultz.

• Colonel Oliver North branded Osama bin Laden as a deadly terrorist during his testimony before the Senate Select Committee investigating the Iran-Contra affair.

• Customers at a restaurant in Moscow, Idaho rout anti-war protestors with a display of patriotic fervor.

• Various patriotic slogans and displays in the U.S. have been banned due to rampant political correctness.

• Budweiser (and Pepsi) pulled all their products from a California convenience store when a delivery man discovered its employees celebrating the destruction of the World Trade Center on September 11.

• Arab terrorists purchased candy in New Jersey as part of a plot to distribute poisoned Halloween candy.

• Terrorists will carry out an attack on a mall on Halloween.

• A number of trucks from Ryder, U-Haul and Verizon have been stolen for use in a terrorist attack.

• Dunkin' Donuts employees in Cedar Grove, New Jersey celebrated the attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon on September 11.

• President George W. Bush warned Bishop T.D. Jakes to stock up on water and food in preparation for chemical warfare.

• An email from a U.S. Navy sailor describes how the German destroyer FGS Lutjens saluted the US destroyer USS Winston S. Churchill and displayed a sign that read 'We stand by you' after the attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon.

• A tourist snapped a photograph from the World Trade Center's observation deck of American Airlines Flight 11 just before it crashed into the tower.

• Days after the terrorist attack of September 11th, the pilot of UA Flight 564 gave an impassioned, detailed speech to his passengers, instructing them to fling objects and themselves upon any possible hijackers who make themselves known.

• Packages supposedly from the 'Klingerman Foundation' contain a deadly virus that causes dysentery.

• Afghan-American writer Tamim Ansary describes the political and economic conditions in Afghanistan and the dangers of attacking Afghanistan.

• Strange faces can be discerned in pictures of smoke from the World Trade Center.

• Canadian commentator Gordon Sinclair wrote a stirring panegyric to the United States of America.

• Nostradamus predicted the terrorist attack on the World Trade Center.

• Typing 'Q33NY' into a word processor and changing the font to 'Wingdings' reveals a prediction of the attack on the World Trade Center.

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