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From: ikuo@panix.com (Kim Scheinberg)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Terry, return my two-fifty
Date: 6 Sep 1994 13:36:25 -0400

FAQ me the hard way:

Mark it F

U. Mick Jagger used a Mars bar as a dildo on nubile pop loon Marianne

Faithful.

From "Faithfull: an autobiography Marianne Faithfull with David Dalton ISBN 0-316-27324-4

pg 113

Their story went like this: a group of dissolute rock stars lured an innocent girl to a remote cottage where, having plied her with drugs, they had their way with her, including various sex acts involving a Mars Bar.

The first time I heard about the Mars Bar was from Mick shortly after the trial. Mick said, "You know what they're saying about is in Wormwood Scrubs, they're saying that when the cops arrived they caught me eatin' a Mars Bar out of your pussy."

I laughed it off, but my amusement began to wane when the damn story established itself as a set of British folklore.

The Mars Bar was a very effective piece of demonizing. *Way* out there. It was so overdone, with such malicious twisting of the facts. Mick retrieving a Mars Bar from my vagina, indeed! It was far too jaded for any of us even to have conceived of. It's a dirty old man's fantasy -- some old fart who goes to a dominatrix every Thursday afternon to get spanked. A *cop's* idea of what people do on acid!

kim "hoping to get FAQ'ed by a Mars Bar" scheinberg


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