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From: eliz@eskimo.com (Elizabeth Garner)
Subject: Flaming pubic hair!
Date: Wed, 15 Mar 1995 19:17:51 GMT

On Monday, March 13th, CBS Radio News reported on a sexual-harrassment case in Washington, D.C.: 

          Lawyer (cross-examining a woman): I accuse you of unprofessional
          conduct in setting your boss' pubic hair on fire.

          Woman:  Well, it was certainly unprofessional conduct for
          him to expose himself to me.

Kinda pushes the envelope of unprofessionalism, doesn't it?

Elizabeth "she flicked her Bic, and lit his wick" Garner

[Lack of details casts doubts on the flam^Wvoracity of this story - but it's still funny, that's why I archived it. /jrh]


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