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From: sworth@vintageip.com (Stephen W. Worth)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: McDonalds gets mcdonalds.com
Date: Thu, 28 Sep 1995 02:07:37 -0700

In article <sworth-2809950027140001@sworth.earthlink.net>, sworth@vintageip.com (Stephen W. Worth) wrote:

>I heard that Proctor and Gamble have
>registered a whole slew of domains, including diahhrea.com (not much
>good in my opinion... no one can spell it- myself included.)

Here is the complete list of Proctor & Gamble domains:

OLDSPICE.COM / PAMPERS.COM / PANTENE.COM / PRINGLES.COM / SUNNYD.COM / TIDE.COM / VIDALSASSOON.COM / XIVA.COM / CLEARASIL.COM / COVERGIRL.COM / CRISCO.COM / FLU.COM / FOLGERS.COM / ALEVE.COM / FRESHNESS.COM / GERMS.COM / GUM-CARE.COM / GUMS.COM / HAIR-CARE.COM / HEADACHE.COM / HEALTH-CARE.COM / ALWAYS.COM / HUGOBOSS.COM / HUGOWORDSLAM.COM / HYGIENE.COM / IVORY.COM / IVORYLIQUID.COM / JIF.COM / ANTIPERSPIRANT.COM / KNOWLEDGE-NET.COM / LAUNDRY.COM / LUVS.COM / MAXFACTOR.COM / METAMUCIL.COM / MRCLEAN.COM / NAILS.COM / NOXEMA.COM / NOXZEMA.COM / OILOFOLAY.COM / OLAY.COM / PAPERTOWEL.COM / PAPERTOWELS.COM / ATTENDS.COM / PERT.COM / PERTPLUS.COM / PIMPLES.COM / PUFFS.COM / PUNCH.COM / ROMANTIC.COM / SASSOON.COM / SCALP.COM / SCENT.COM / BABYDIAPER.COM / BABYDIAPERS.COM / SECRETAPDO.COM / BACTERIA.COM / BADBREATH.COM / SENSITIVE.COM / SENSUAL.COM / SINUS.COM / SKIN-HELP.COM / SPICNSPAN.COM / SPICSPAN.COM / STAINS.COM / THIRST.COM / TISSUE.COM / TISSUES.COM / TOILETPAPER.COM / TOOTHPASTE.COM / TOPJOB.COM / TOWELS.COM / BEAUTIFUL.COM / BEAUTY-CARE.COM / ULAY.COM / UNDERARM.COM / UNDERARMS.COM / VAPORRUB.COM / VAPORUB.COM / VICKS.COM / VIZIR.COM / ZEST.COM / BRIGHTEN.COM / BRIGHTENING.COM / BRIGHTENS.COM / CAKEMIX.COM / CAMAY.COM / CAVITIES.COM / CHARMIN.COM / CHEER.COM / CHILD-CARE.COM / CLEAN.COM / CLEANS.COM / COMPLEXION.COM / CONDITION.COM / CONDITIONER.COM / COOKINGOIL.COM / COUGH.COM / CRESTCOMPLETE.COM / CRESTTOOTH.COM / DANDRUFF.COM / DENTALCARE.COM / DENTURES.COM / DEODERANT.COM / DIARRHEA.COM / DISH.COM / DISHCARE.COM / DISHES.COM / DISINFECT.COM / DOWNY.COM / DRY.COM / DUNCANHINES.COM

If this doesn't convince you they're satanic, nothing will...

I personally am very diappointed that they have taken pimples.com, toiletpaper.com, and armpit.com... I guess armpit.org or pimple.gov are still available though...

I don't see DEPENDS.COM in the list... hurry up and register it yourself and try to sell it back to them... You'll make a killing in the adult diaper market!

See ya
Steve