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Yes, it's true -- it's finally happened: AFU, Inc has released its first full length motion picture with a little help from the Satellite of ULs. The boys from the SUL take on the biting social commentary, "Will Wheeler's MFA" in a hook grabbin', lipsticked mirrored, kidney stealin', viewin' the great wall trip through space. Unfortunately, Will Wheeler performed an excellent portrayal of himself, but the supporting cast (ask Diane Kelly about that) pulled the movie through.

The movie is set to be released in theaters this September and stars the following famous AFU'ers:

• Andy Walton as the Atlantan never profiled;
• Andy Wardley leads the Winky Wars: A New Hope cast through a trilogy of [if you can't see this one coming, forget it];
• Mr. Wheeler's shorts by Angus Johnston of New York City;
• Binky was again the official caterer of microwaved peanut butter;
• Bo Bradham follows up on his brilliant musical work in Manos: Hands of a Fiddler;
• Bob O'Bob, Associate Curmudgeon, made sure all bribes were paid;
• Bruce Tindall in a comfortable role of right-wing NASCAR driver working his way up from the rice paddies of rural China;
• Cindy Kandolf Off-Screen: Gaffer & On-Screen: dominates the film as flodnak, the scandanavian babe with really big ydnics;
• Clay Shirky as Lady Godiva;
• Dave DeLaney the staff Rules Lawyer defended AFU, Inc. in the dozen litigation suits this movie resulted in;
• Derek Tearne in what he later called his favorite role, the dominant velociraptor;
• Dick Joltes in a cameo role about a soda whose sales were somewhat lacking in Mexico;
• Elizabeth Garner fulfilled the Consultant on XVIII dynasty Egypt and Fine Swedish Vehicles requirement;
• USA Up All Night file footage courtesy of Emily "Rhonda" Kelly;
• Harry Teasley as Mr. Gustafson's Stunt Double;
• Helge Moulding just another actor from Australia with a weird name;
• IIan Munro, the Negative Cutter, cut all T&A scenes to take home with him;
• Ian York in an Oscar-calibre performance of a rabies virus (his most life-like performance to date!);
• Jason R. Heimbaugh harmed all animals portrayed in this film;
• Jennifer Mullen stars as the sun-burnt dominatrix hell-bent on university administrative reform;
• Joe Chew bit down and swallowed the tasks of Animal Wrangler and On-Location Catering;
• Joe DiMaggio extended his streak of appearing in hits;
• Kevin Costner as Will Wheeler's Butt Double;
• Lee Rudolph was too busy as Rubber-Sheet Geometer to write his web page;
• Maggie Newman led the tan pod as Mr. Hoffa's Location Coordinator;
• Michele Tepper in her now famous "snarly Oscar Wilde" character;
• Paul Tomblin appeared briefly as an extra to fill the "token Canadian" quota and then provided the Dolly Grip until she got a hold of herself and finished the job properly;
• Rob McGee - Fluffer;
• Sharon Fenick as the legal student dreaming of the day when she can write the small print;
• snopes is listed by contractual agreement. snopes does not appear in this film. No refunds are available.
• Terry Carroll the Best Boy with a Key Grip on himself provided the AFU, Inc. is the author of this motion picture for the purposes of Article 15(2) of the Berne Convention and all national laws giving effect thereto.
• Terry Chan performed all "action" stunts;
• Trelford Pinkerton stars as Peter van der Linden;
• Vicki Robinson gets her money for nothing as Mr. Tomblin's hairstylist;

• And, Will Wheeler as himself.

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