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Be sure to catch AFU, Inc.'s The NEW Possum Lodge - Chapter 250

And the classic MST250: MFA



Jason R. Heimbaugh & Andrew Welsh star as Luke & Bo Duke in "The Hats of Hazzard"

AFU, Inc.'s 21st Century Fox previews their latest new series. This time starring Heimbaugh as the only man with enough speeding tickets to drive the General Lee and Welsh as the only man blond enough to star as the good-looking dope cousin. The new series is almost set for production, but is still missing Cousin Daisy. Seen below is Will "MFA" Wheeler showing off his MFA as only Daisy could, but it was decided he was too much of a wuss to play the part. Auditions for a more masculine Daisy Duke are under-way.

Also Starring...

Nolan Hinshaw as America's favorite uncle, Uncle Jesse, one-time moonshiner and current head of the Duke family. Known as the most honest man in Hazzard County.


Binky! as the lovable, but fierce, Flash. Roscoe P. Tomblin just couldn't let his "Velvet Ears" out of sight and signed on as Sheriff of Hazzard County. (We think the angle of the gun is merely coincidental...) Just in over the CB from my superior officer, Roscoe P. Tomblin, "That was horrendous. I'm gonna cuff ya 'n' stuff ya."


Harry "MF" Teasley seen above left at the Hats of Hazzard premiere party displaying the intelligence, depth of character, and sophistication required to play the part of Deputy Sheriff Enos Strate (above right).

Just the good ole hats, never meanin' no harm...
Beats all you never saw, been in trouble with their cites
Since the day they was born.

Featuring: Bo Bradham as the balladeer