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From: pdt@mundil.cs.mu.OZ.AU (Peter David THOMPSON)
Subject: Proposed AFU anthem.
Date: Sat, 18 Sep 1993 14:52:02 GMT

I hearby reproduce, in full and without copyright permission, the words to "URBAN LEGENDS" from the 1989 album "Outdoor Elvis" by the Swirling Eddies. Enjoy.

remember the girl with the bee hive hairdo stung by a spider in a rat's nest igloo hook man leaving his hook on the door
after giving the girlfriend's guy "what for"? someone put a rat in the deep fry
mad man on the phone in the upstairs bedroom alligators down in the sewer lines
I had a tough time believing all that

till' i picked up
the vanishing hitchhiker
(i picked up) the vanishing hitchhiker
he was an angel (the vanishing hitchhiker) I heard him say "Stop telling lies"
then he went away

remember the dog in the microwave oven? it was turned to high, now there's nothin' left o him there's a hatchet killer hiding in your back seat, ma'am and a rat's tail in your coca-cola can
at midnight there stood a stranger on the highway somewhere there abouts (i think) in corpus christi he smiled and said that he was goin' my way no i couldn't say that I believed in all that

till i picked up...

i get my info from the backward masking i get the Word of God through prayer and fasting j.f.k. is alive and well
and kissinger is a beast from hell
the face of st. paul in this butt roast assures me that i'm going up to heaven
the anti-christ does laundry on the east coast I doubted the most - did not beleive in all that

till i picked up....

(Fades)

I really should have crossposted to alt.conspiracy and rec.music.christian, but it's late and I'm tired. Sorry, it's not set to the tune of an old English drinking song, and its hard to practise BGVs over the net, but it'll do.

Peter "Anthems Ya Ig" Thompson


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