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From: splinter@panix.com (Tom Cikoski)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Mensuration: UL of all time, or what?
Date: 1 Oct 1996 18:55:58 -0400

Mensuration: UL of all time, or what?

Yes, maybe, just maybe, the entire role of mensuration in the lives of women is entirely misunderstood, if not downright legendary.

Yeah, guys, we all know the letdown that comes with the turndown!

One moment you "get that ol' urge" and the next you try to get her to do something about it. And then she up and says "Not tonight, honey, I'm flying the yardstick."

So you naturally reply, "Hey, Babe, I got a footlong just for you."

"At a fifty percent discount maybe," she rejoins.

Bummer.

What is it with these gals and their premensural syndrome anyhow?

Three weeks out of the month it's "a pinch of this" and "a little dab of that" and then one week a month, out come those itty bitty plastic spoons! Oh, man, don't interrupt that scene if you want to keep your head on its post!

Is this all supposed to cleanse something from their bodies? Provide nutrition for a displaced zoomorph? Give the hopelessly purile netter something to snarkle over? Hey, I can quote you research!

Or is it just another conspiracy of the paper products industry to enslave the noble male of our species?

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