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[MORE] Documented: On "The Newlywed Game", a wife's on-air response to, "What's the strangest place you've made whoopie?" was, "That'd be the butt, Bob."
[MORE] Debunked: The UK cartoon series Capt Pugwash had character names that were double entendres.
[MORE] Documented: There exists a woman who has epileptic seizures upon hearing the voice of Mary Hart, co-anchor of the American Hollywood gossip show Entertainment Tonight.
[MORE] Unknown: Some parents get a video for their kids, but find it was recorded over an old porn tape!
[MORE] Debunked: Johnny Carson said on "The Tonight Show" to Zsa Zsa Gabor that he'd be happy to pet her pussy if she'd only move her cat.
[MORE] Debunked: Johnny Carson remarked to Jack Nicklaus' wife that her tradition of kissing Jack's balls before a golf game must "make his putter flutter." A variant features Arnold Palmer.
[MORE] Debunked: Johnny Carson gave out his AT&T calling card number on-air after winning a big settlement in court. Also told featuring other well-known male celebrities.
[MORE] Debunked: David Letterman's real reason for telling the audience to say "Hi" to Paul Shaffer on "Late Night with David Letterman" is to divert the camera from showing his butt while he makes his way to his desk.
[MORE] Debunked: Bozo the Clown lightly chastises a kid on his show when the kid drops their egg in an egg race game. The kid tells him to, "Shove it, clown!"
[MORE] Debunked: Bozo interviews kids on his show, asking them what they want to be when they grow up. One boy says "Cram it, clown!" and is taken off the set.
[MORE] Documented: Some kid in Boston tells Bozo, "Cram it, clown!" Bozo replies, "That's a Bozo no-no."
[MORE] Debunked: A children's show host said into a live mike, "That ought to shut the little bastards up!" when he thought he had already gone off the air.
[MORE] Documented: Soupy Sales got in trouble for telling kids to send him pieces of paper with pictures of dead presidents from their parents' dresser drawers on his show. Most retellings say he was fired and his show cancelled over it.
[MORE] Debunked: Marcia, Jan, or Cindy Brady have acted in porn films.
[MORE] Debunked: Some Muppet character (usually Ernie) on Sesame Street is going to be snuffed.
[MORE] Debunked: Bert and Ernie are a gay couple.
[MORE] Debunked: Tinky Winky, the large blue Teletubby, is gay.


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