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Unknown: Cuckolded husband replaces contents of wife's pessaries with lye. |
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Documented: Mad doctor in Ohio cut off womens' clitoral hoods while operating on them. |
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Debunked: Well-known film/TV personality (Richard Gere, various news broadcasters, et al.) put a gerbil up his ass for "wriggly furry fun". |
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Documented: People put assorted objects up their asses, get stuck, removed in hospital. |
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Debunked: Well-known male pop star rushed from concert, stomach pumped free of semen. [Said of Elton John, Rod Stewart, David Lee Roth, and Marc Almond.] |
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Debunked: Spanish fly (Cantharides) is an aphrodisiac |
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Debunked: Girl slipped spanish fly at drive-in movie; found impaled on gear shift. |
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Debunked: Woman tied naked to bed, man in superhero costume with broken leg in closet. |
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Debunked: Guy is seduced by woman, tied to bed, and sodomized by "superhero." |
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Debunked: Hetero couple get stuck together while coupling. Separated at hospital. |
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Debunked: One night stand, partner leaves early, other partner finds msg "Welcome to the world of AIDS". |
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Debunked: Female gang initiation ceremony is to screw an HIV+ male member. |
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Debunked: Student is regularly nocturnally chloroformed by roommate, for sodomy. |
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Unknown: ...This may have actually happened in the Dutch army. Those officers! |
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Debunked: "Baghdad Betty" told US army that Bart Simpson was sleeping with their wives |
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Documented: Would-be rapist steals kisses; one Calif victim bit a piece off his tongue. |
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Documented: Woman's womb filled with air during cunnilingus; she dies due to embolism. |
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Impossible: Woman impregnated while swimming, due to sperm loose in pool. |
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Debunked: Woman impregnated when hit by bullet that shot Civil War soldier's testicles |
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Documented: Unintentional virgin birth happens occasionally in bizarre circumstances. |
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F: Silicone breasts expand under low pressure (eg. airline stewardesses on job) |
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U: Mother threatens to discipline kid; kid threatens to squeal on mom's fellatio. |
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F: Husband informed that septic tank/toilet blockage due to too many condoms; but he doesn't use them; confronts wife, she confesses affair w/milkman. He waits and shoots milkman next day; but it was a substitute milkman! ["The Evidence" in TMP] |
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F: Couple goes to "love" hotel w/hot tub, mirrors, etc. Make the sign of the eight legged aardvark. Upon return, call up an X-movie and see themselves! ["Sex Scandals" in TCD] |
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F: A guy picks up a girl at a party. But is unable to "perform" so asks a friend at the party to finish it for him. His friend does so and in the morning, finds that he slept with his sister! Similar motif happens in a halloween or other costumed ball setting. [This and related ULs relating to mistaken identities are discussed in "Mistaken Identity" in CBA.] |
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F: There was a significant increase in NYC births about 9 months after 1965 Blackout. ["The Baby Train" in TBT.] |
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Tb: A town in Oregon banned all sex. |
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Tb: Rimming (oral/anal contact) is legal in Utah. |
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F: Catherine the Great died while trying to have something to do with a horse. |
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F: For some reason, a woman is doing the laundry in the nude. She puts on her son's football helmet, and is surprised by plumber/gas man who says something like "I hope your team wins, lady." ["Nudes and More Nudes" in TVH] |
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F: Some subdenomination of Jews have sex through a sheet. (See soc.culture.jewish FAQ). |
