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The 'Plane Truth (What Goes Up...)

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The Misappliance Of Science || The alt.folklore.urban FAQ || Does Not Compute


[MORE] True: 800ft diameter asteroid passed within 500K miles of hitting earth in 1989.
[MORE] T: Confused pilots occasionally land on tiny strip short of correct airport.
[MORE] Documented: P-51 Mustang can flip over if you mash on the throttle, but not due to engine torque.
[MORE] In Dispute: US Govt fixed plane transponders always report positions(catch drug imports)
[MORE] Documented: Airforce/manufacturers tests planes by firing chickens from special cannon.
[MORE] Impossible: Chicken cannon causes massive damage because chicken was frozen.
[MORE] Impossible: Chicken cannon causes massive damage due to a cat that crawled in looking for chicken.
[MORE] T: Cessna planes used to not be sold in the US due to threat of liability suits but Beechcraft and Mooney did still make & sell planes in the US.
[MORE] T: Pilot can discreetly signal a hijack by setting the transponder to "7500"
[MORE] Tb: Leave flaps down when off the active as a request for armed intervention!!
[MORE] F: The Great Wall of China can be seen with the naked eye from the moon.
[MORE] T: Many manmade structures can be seen with the naked eye from Earth orbit.
[MORE] F: Shuttle crew did secret experiment on how to make love in zero gravity.
[MORE] Tb: Jet lag is exacerbated by alcohol consumption.
[MORE] T: Parachute mishap brought down a Cessna (gently) on a novice's parachute.
[MORE] F: Airlines use a gas to keep passengers mildly sedated and less troublesome.
[MORE] U: Similar story of lowering cabin pressure below usual.
[MORE] Fb: Both pilots on airliner end up locked out of cockpit in lavatory mixup. ["Death and Danger in the Air" in CBA]
[MORE] U: In 90% of plane crashes, the words "Oh sh*t!" appear on the flight recorder.
[MORE] Fb: Another passenger arrives for full plane; airline employee Gay must give up his seat. Someone else answers yes to "Are you Gay?"; Gay says "I'm Gay"; more passengers chime in that they're gay and "They can't kick us all off."
[MORE] F: Bank programmer makes big bux by skimming off or rounding calculations in a payroll or interest compounding program. [AKA "Salami" method.]
[MORE] T: Institutions are very reluctant to report frauds so may be difficult to ID.
[MORE] T: There're lots of stories about how the Challenger astronauts died.
[MORE] T: ...Check out Challenger's "Final Minutes"?
[MORE] T: On 2 July 1982, some lawn chairist w/lots of hot air went to 16K ft.
[MORE] F: Neil Armstrong may have helped an old neighbor named Gorsky get a blowjob when he took that step. [See the full transcript with Armstrong's comments at the Apollo 11 Lunar Surface Journal]


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