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Upstanding Legends Of The Penis And Scrotum

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[MORE] Debunked: Model's penis showed in a Sears catalog ad for boxer-style underwear.
[MORE] Documented: Nelson Rockefeller died of cardiac arrest while porking a former staff member.
[MORE] Unknown: Errol Flynn banged out "Star-spangled Banner"/"You Are My Sunshine" on piano/xylophone with his big dong
[MORE] Debunked: Gangster John Dillinger's long wang is pickled in a jar at/near Smithsonian.
[MORE] Impossible: In Nigeria, roving gangs of thieves may surreptitiously steal mens' dorks.
[MORE] Documented: Groupies took casts of pop singers' schlongs, inc Hendrix's whacker.
[MORE] In Dispute: Adolf Hitler only had one testicle.
[MORE] Documented: Masturbator's penis in hose chopped by fan blade of vacuum cleaner.
[MORE] Documented: Woman slits guy's scrotum, sticks straw in, and blows; he gets off on it...
[MORE] Debunked: Child in mall goes to toilet; is abducted; has willie cut off. [TCD]
[MORE] Debunked: Drunk joyriding on hood of car, loses parts to hood ornament at sudden stop.
[MORE] Debunked: Wife seduces cheating husband then superglues his plonker while he sleeps. ["The Superglue Revenge" in TCD]
[MORE] Documented: Guy hurts self after sex w/machine drive belt, has self surgery w/stapler.
[MORE] Unknown: Health worker in US/Africa demos condom usage to immigrants/natives with a broom/finger. Woman returns pregnant. She had used EXACTLY as taught.
[MORE] In Dispute: Napoleon's wanker was cut off at autopsy and was recently auctioned off.
[MORE] Debunked: Number of stars on Playboy cover is # of times Hef banged the centerfold.
[MORE] Documented: Public boners are banned in Indiana.
[MORE] Documented: Couple on UK train had oral sex, then sex, then smoked in non-smoking area,
[MORE] Debunked: ...nobody complained until they started smoking;
[MORE] Documented: ...train crew ignored complaints until couple started smoking.
[MORE] Debunked: Young man is at dinner party w/future in-laws. His fiancee says his zipper is unzipped. He attempts to distract them by pointing out the window and calling out "Look at that!" Where 2 dogs are doing the nasty, or ...he slyly zips up his fly, but when he gets up, drags the table cloth off 'cause he trapped the cloth in his fly!


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