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Debunked: Model's penis showed in a Sears catalog ad for boxer-style underwear. |
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Documented: Nelson Rockefeller died of cardiac arrest while porking a former staff member. |
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Unknown: Errol Flynn banged out "Star-spangled Banner"/"You Are My Sunshine" on piano/xylophone with his big dong |
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Debunked: Gangster John Dillinger's long wang is pickled in a jar at/near Smithsonian. |
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Impossible: In Nigeria, roving gangs of thieves may surreptitiously steal mens' dorks. |
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Documented: Groupies took casts of pop singers' schlongs, inc Hendrix's whacker. |
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In Dispute: Adolf Hitler only had one testicle. |
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Documented: Masturbator's penis in hose chopped by fan blade of vacuum cleaner. |
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Documented: Woman slits guy's scrotum, sticks straw in, and blows; he gets off on it... |
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Debunked: Child in mall goes to toilet; is abducted; has willie cut off. [TCD] |
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Debunked: Drunk joyriding on hood of car, loses parts to hood ornament at sudden stop. |
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Debunked: Wife seduces cheating husband then superglues his plonker while he sleeps. ["The Superglue Revenge" in TCD] |
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Documented: Guy hurts self after sex w/machine drive belt, has self surgery w/stapler. |
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Unknown: Health worker in US/Africa demos condom usage to immigrants/natives with a broom/finger. Woman returns pregnant. She had used EXACTLY as taught. |
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In Dispute: Napoleon's wanker was cut off at autopsy and was recently auctioned off. |
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Debunked: Number of stars on Playboy cover is # of times Hef banged the centerfold. |
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Documented: Public boners are banned in Indiana. |
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Documented: Couple on UK train had oral sex, then sex, then smoked in non-smoking area, |
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Debunked: ...nobody complained until they started smoking; |
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Documented: ...train crew ignored complaints until couple started smoking. |
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Debunked: Young man is at dinner party w/future in-laws. His fiancee says his zipper is unzipped. He attempts to distract them by pointing out the window and calling out "Look at that!" Where 2 dogs are doing the nasty, or ...he slyly zips up his fly, but when he gets up, drags the table cloth off 'cause he trapped the cloth in his fly! |