Upstanding Legends Of The Penis And Scrotum

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Unzipped at the Table

Debunked: Young man is at dinner party w/future in-laws. His fiancee says his zipper is unzipped. He attempts to distract them by pointing out the window and calling out "Look at that!" Where 2 dogs are doing the nasty, or ...he slyly zips up his fly, but when he gets up, drags the table cloth off 'cause he trapped the cloth in his fly!

["Nudes and More Nudes" in TVH]