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Penis in Vacuum Cleaner - Ouch!

This isn't particularly rare. See some of the references below.

Documented: Masturbator's penis in hose chopped by fan blade of vacuum cleaner.

It's been dubbed the legend of "the Cleaner and the Leaner Wiener".

References:

• Urban Legends Archive: Sex/vacuum wanking cite
• San Francisco Examiner: Vacuum cleaner severs penis
• The Straight Dope: What's up with vacuum cleaner wounds to the penis?