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Disney Dementia

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[MORE] T: Disney parks are riddled with secret tunnels and surveillance equipment.
[MORE] T: "Little Mermaid" video cover features good drawing of penis. Prank? Revenge?
[MORE] T: There is a basketball hoop at the top of the Matterhorn replica.
[MORE] T: Male Disneyites may not grow beards (& many other petty rules for women too) [Applies only to "On Stage" cast members.]
[MORE] T: There is a "secret" "Club 33" serving hard liquor, in New Orleans Square, Disneyland.
[MORE] T: Clerics in their robes are admitted to Disneyland at concessionary rates.
[MORE] T: Wheelchairs & 1 attendant go to the front of the line for rides.
[MORE] Tb: Disney ripped off Orlando county, thru grabbing Federal road funds
[MORE] T: Woman alleges breast-fondling by 1/3 of 3 Little Pigs; case thrown out.
[MORE] F: Three little pigs clit-tickled law-suit happy babe, with non-mobile arms.
[MORE] F: Child disappears from Disneyland, found with new haircut, dyed by abductor.
[MORE] T: SF writer Harlan Ellison fired from Dismall Studios after Mickey porn joke.
[MORE] T: Lots of people don't know who H. Ellison is. Lots more don't care.
[MORE] T: Harlan Ellison was ticked to hell at snopes.
[MORE] F: Old Walt Disney's dead body was frozen for later revivification.
[MORE] F: Child goes for ride on popular ride; feels bites; dies from snake bites!
[MORE] F: Water in "Tunnel of Love" ride infested with snakes. [Both in "Death in the Funhouse" in CBA.Stephanie da Silva says this really happened to her.]
[MORE] T: Disney caused people to believe that Lemmings suicide in march to sea.
[MORE] T: See snopes' "Urban Legends Reference Page: Disney" for it all.


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