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Astounding Avian Anomalies

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Wild Life In The Fast Lane || The alt.folklore.urban FAQ || Doggie-Style and Catty-Wumpuss


[MORE] F: Birds cannot sing while on the ground.
[MORE] Tb: Govt forces commercial birdseed to be irradiated to stop hemp seed sprouting
[MORE] T: Radar emissions can kill birds, sterilize sailors, fry other small mammals.
[MORE] T: Chickens are easily mesmerized. Whoopee.
[MORE] F: Sprinkle salt on a bird's tail to catch it by preventing it flying away.
[MORE] T: If the bird let you get close enough to salt its tail, you could grab it.
[MORE] F: Seagulls (and other creatures) explode when you feed them Alka-Seltzer, rice, or "pop-rocks" - dried coconuts?.["The Death of Little Mikey" in TCD].
[MORE] F: Birds won't sit on their nests if you touch one of their eggs.
[MORE] F: The resonance frequency of a chicken's skull cavity is ~7 Hz.
[MORE] Tb: Some birds get drunk by eating partly fermented berries/fruits.


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