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Astonishing Antipodean Antics

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[MORE] Debunked: Some part of Australia is antipodal to some part of N. America or Europe.
[MORE] Documented: Cane toads are now a plague, originally imported to eat cane beetles.
[MORE] Debunked: Koalas are always stoned/drunk, as they eat alcohol in eucalyptus leaves.
[MORE] Debunked: Koalas, being filled with eucalyptus oil, "explode" in bushfires. [Rats!]
[MORE] Impossible: Kangaroos deliver the mail in the outback.
[MORE] Unknown: "Goanna Oil" dissolves muscle protein. Goannas are large native lizards.
[MORE] In Dispute: Dingos eat babies. Australian courts say YES, NO, YES.
[MORE] Unknown: Aussies put vegemite under eyelids to get high. Yum!
[MORE] Documented: Some New Zealanders do not think very highly of Australians.
[MORE] True: There sure are lots of stories about Vegemite. [Why not Marmite?]
[MORE] Debunked: Rights to "Waltzing Matilda" are owned by an American, hence not anthem.
[MORE] True: "Chooks" taste like chicken.
[MORE] True: Tasmanian devils are not extinct. Whoopee.
[MORE] True: Drop Bears make many Aussies nervous.
[MORE] True: Aussies eat Coon cheese.
[MORE] Debunked: Kangaroos are running a scam to steal tourists' designer clothes.
[MORE] Documented: We have now disarmed the kangaroos and it is again safe to fly in Australia.


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