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From: linden@positive.eng.sun.com (Peter van der Linden)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Pork the King
Date: 1 Jan 1995 17:03:53 GMT

I also heard at the New Year's eve party some new info about Camilla Parker-Bowles (the married lady who has been "firing the surgeon general" of Prince Charles, and had this cellular phone conversation with him:

Charles: I fill up your tank!
Camilla: Yes you do!
Charles: Then you can cope.
Camilla: Then I'm all right.
Charles: What about me? The trouble is I need you several times

a week.
Camilla: Mmm. So do I. I need you all the week. All the time. Charles: Oh, god. I'll just live inside your trousers or something. It

would be much easier!
Camilla: (laughs) What are you going to turn into, a palr of knickers? (both laugh). Oh, you're going to come back as a pair of knickers. Charles: Or, God forbid, a Tampax. Just my luck! (laughs). Camilla: You are a complete idiot! (laughs). Oh what a wonderful idea! Charles: My luck to be chucked down a lavatory and go on and on 

         forever swirling round on the top, never going down!
        [they both contemplate the coriolis effect for a few seconds]

Camilla: (laughing) Oh darling!

I heard that Camilla's grandmother was Mrs Gadden, the famous courtesan who performed a similar function for one of the Edwards. Edward VII, I believe. So maybe it's something in the genes that causes these women to go out and pump some blue blood.


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