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From: ekelly@acpub.duke.edu (Emily Kelly)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Products Destined to Fail
Date: 4 Jan 1996 16:03:30 -0500

Drew Lawson <dlawson@netcom.com> wrote:

>Drew "oh yea, and bite me" Lawson

23 And lo, he *was* bitten.

24 But the iniquitous hearkened not: *and* did that which is evil in the sight *of* AFU, after the abominations of the heathen, and the emoticonned, and the non-readers of the FAQ, and the militantly circumcised, and the militantly uncircumcised, and the weasels, and all manner *of* hooked fish.

25 Therefore thus saith AFU, Behold, I *am* bringing *such* evil upon this thread, that whosoever heareth of it, both his ears shall tingle. And I will wipe this thread as *a man* wipeth a dish, wiping *it*, and turning *it* upside down.

Emily "chapter and verse" Kelly
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