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The AFU and Urban Legend Archive AFU Snide nicey nicey week intro
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Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: ewan@kirk.demon.co.uk (Ewan Kirk)
Date: Tue, 28 Feb 1995 08:42:11 +0000
In Article <D4nDs5.5I2@crash.cts.com> Harry M. F. Teasley writes:
>I was waaaay too harsh. Let me blame it on work stress. Misha knows;
>she'll back me up on this. Let this stand as a public apology for Mr.
>Bad Attitude Teasley of the past few days; I became possessed by my Dark
>Self. And with my mom reading the froup, yet. Furrfu.
Hey Harry, I can understand man. If you'd had a week like last week, you'd be pulling gen-x chains and generally being a grumpy old bastard.
Why don't we all just be super nice to everybody for a week? Let's make the first week of March "AFU Nicey Nicey Week".
Example:
<Previous Style>
Clueless Wanker: Hey! I herd (sic) a grate new story it reely happened
too mi sisiter. Her frend ate a rat at KFC... Teasley/Kirk/Bradham/Hatunen/Babs/etc etc etc: LOOK JUST FUCK OFF AND STICK
A HUGE FUCKING CACTUS UP YOUR ARSE. HIDE YOU FUCKING BASTARD
BECAUSE WE'RE COMING TO GET YOU! IT ISN'T JUST YOU THAT'S
GONNA SUFFER, IT'S YOU'RE ENTIRE FUCKING FAMILY.
<New Nicey Nicey Style>
Clueless Wanker: Hey! I herd (sic) a grate new story it reely happened
too mi sisiter etc etc.
<AFU Person>: Thanks for posting this. Actually, we had heard this one
before but it's always interesting to hear it popping up
in other parts of the country. I've mailed you a copy
of the FAQ which you might find useful in your study of
urban legends. Welcome to AFU! We're pleased to have
you here.
Ewan "but I'd just like time to finish the masturbation thread before
being nice" Kirk.
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