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From: booda@lynx.navo.navy.mil (Martin H. Booda)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.folklore.urban,alt.fan.dan-quayle,talk.abortion,bit.listserv.catholic,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
Subject: Reality according to Billy Mosco
Date: 1 Dec 1994 13:50:24 GMT

I'm still trying to convince myself it's only a troll.

In article <3bim8b$1df@transfer.stratus.com>, William_Mosco@vos.stratus.com writes: |> =>In article <D03AD2.KHs@mcdata.com> fredw@mcdata.com (Yabba Dabba Dude) wrote: |> =>In <3bhrcu$jh0@icebox.mfltd.co.uk>, dnh@mfltd.co.uk (Des Herriott) writes: |> =>William_Mosco@vos.stratus.com (Bill M.) writes: |> => Bill>Everyone has a natural right to strike. |>
|> =>Not when they sign a statement before accepting the job that they |> =>will NOT GO ON STRIKE.
|>
|> So? Doesn't mean they don't have a right to strike, they obviously did, |> since they did strike.
|>

Please, PLEASE, IMMEDIATELY send me samples of the mushrooms you've been nibbling.

Nuremburg, 1946: "Ve had efery right to kill zix million juden, because we did kill zem!"

Milwaukee, present day: "In an ironic twist of fate, amatuer jurist Billy Mosco today found that Jeffrey Dahmer, killed in prison this week, had every right to chop up his many victims, since he did chop them up. The governor of Wisconson is expected to issue a posthumous pardon."

Washington, 1974: "I am pardoning former President Nixon of any and all crimes he may have committed while in office. He had every right to commit them, given that he did commit them."

...hm, maybe you're right. Followups editted anyway.