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From: thf2@kimbark.uchicago.edu (Ted Frank)
Subject: Re: Satanic Numerology (was Re: << 666 is NOT the NUMBER OF THE BEAST)
Date: Thu, 23 Feb 1995 19:46:02 GMT

In article <3ih2urINNp6d@twain.oit.umass.edu>, Jenny Gutbezahl <jennyg@twain.oit.umass.edu> wrote: >I have a comic from the Seventh Day Adventists, in which they
>patiently explain that the Roman Catholic Church is actually the
>anti-Christ. One of the bits of evidence presented is that one of the
>names of the Pope is Vicarivs Filii Dei, or Vicar of the Son of God.
> 112 + 53 + 501 = 666
>
>Now, if this is not proof of the Satanic power of John Paul II, I
>don't know what is!

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From: thf2@kimbark.uchicago.edu (Ted Frank)
Date: Sun, 13 Mar 1994 19:38:58 GMT

The only problem with your theory is that Marilyn Vos Savant is *really* a tool of the devil.

Don't believe me?

First, look at her name "Marilyn Vos Savant." It's really an anagram for "Satan's lovin' V. Mary," a clear attempt to blaspheme the holy and pure mother of Jesus.

Second, take her most famous column. In it, she discusses the Monty Hall problem (and note that Monty Hall is Jewish; "Hall" is just a corruption of "Hell"). A contestant on a game show has a choice of three doors (an unholy trinity!); one door has a new car, the other two have goats (a pagan symbol of Satan). The contestant chooses a door, and Monty Hall opens another door to reveal a goat. There are two doors, left, right? So either door has a fifty-fifty chance -- but Marilyn "Satan" Vos Savant claims that switching gives a two thirds chance of winning the car, just like the devil claims that switching away from Christ will bring you salvation.

But what does two-thirds come out to be? Nothing less than

.666 !!!!!!!!!

Forwards and backwards!! The sign of the Beast! This is worse than Universal Product UPC Codes! I am not making this up. Check it yourself on a calculator!

Q.E.D. Marilyn vos Savant is Beezlebub, a troll of the Underworld. Beware of her attempts to lead you astray.
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