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From: jcoffey@crl.com (James L. Coffey)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Keyboards for sale
Date: 2 Mar 1995 09:51:57 -0800

The Way off Shore Branch of AFU Ink, GMBH, is pleased to announce the development of the offical AFU keyboard.

After years of drinking^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hresearch, our esteemed scientests have discovered a way to manufacturter a keyboard that makes it immpossible to post smilies, songs about mastrebation, or any other useless or forbidden items to AFU.

Our soon to be patented technology, called Cutting the Keyboard Cord (TM), has allowed us to pass of this valuable contribution to USENET to the rest of the world. We anticipate various OEMs will offer their own custom version of this keyboard, including the Hacker model, the Bobbit 'Board, and for Mac users, a special ADB version tentatively called mac the Knife. Our highly skilled research team plans to continue to offer inovative solutions to technological problems faced by posters to AFU. Mental problems will continue to be addressed via other avenues within AFU Ink, GMBH.

Retail prices is estimated at two-fifty (be sure to check your credit card) and should be available next quarter.

For more information, contact AFU at 1-800-555-TROLL