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From: linden@positive.eng.sun.com (Peter van der Linden)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: The AFU Final Exam
Date: 1 Dec 1994 04:05:33 GMT

This is the end of semester examination for the AFU newsgroup. As usual, the exam will be proctored by our colleagues from comp.steroids.bodybuilding; please do not provoke the proctors.

Please read all instructions and questions before starting. You have 45 seconds to complete the test and post your answers.

  1. Write your name in little teeny letters backwards at the foot of the page.
  2. Give the names of any songs about masturbation that you know.
  3. "Unix is like spiders - whether you see it or not, you're never more than a few feet away from one." -- discuss.
  4. "I have a plate-sized heavy flat circular object" -- discus.
  5. The current AFU Man of the Year is ?
  6. Bruce Tindall's new book is called ?
  7. Only answer question 3.
  8. And instructions 7 and 8.

Grades will be awarded by the CHristmas vacation. As usual, any posters caught cheating will be broken on the wheel.


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