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From: vjrnts@osfmail.isc.rit.edu (Vicki Robinson)
Subject: Re: Hakeem is the best. and the rest is...Miami has no one
Date: Wed, 1 Mar 1995 04:18:29 GMT

In article <3iuit2$pk5@ixnews3.ix.netcom.com>, sphinx drummond <Sphinx1@ix.netcom.com> wrote: >
>Position by position look at best players ... comments please.
>

>2 Robinson - versatile, quick, but lacks Hakeem's strength & range.

Yeah, but I'm a *lot* older, and only 5'4" to boot, *and* a former smoker. And quick? Heh, there's them as would say "fast." And versatile? Well, I didn't get to be this old without learning a few tricks.

>3 Ewing - better range than Robinson, but slower and less consistent, a
> proven winner with a nasty attitude, sometimes too emotional.

Well, you spelled his name wrong, but I have to agree with everything but the "slower" bit. And he's only too emotional after consuming huge^Wnormal amounts of Zima/Old Peculier/Laphrio^Wsome really good stuff that I can't pronounce. But he's my best mate, I really love 'im, really. And you forgot "short" and "bri^Hutish," too.

>1 Drexler - Not a weak spot to his game, literally does it all.
> An amazing creator. He is proving the doubters wrong, still has some
> mileage left.

Tsk. Another mispleding, but describes our Mr. Tearne to a "T." Whatta guy.

>I'm sure to get some arguments, there's probably a few people I've
>overlooked, but I tried to make the list as comprehensive as my memory
>would allow. I welcome and look forward to any comments.

Yeah, well, most of 'em must be newbies or AOL subscribers, I didn't recognize most of those names, but it's nice to see that you're reading carefully, and noting some of our top contributers. Welcome to AFU!

>

Vicki "Top ball-handler" Robinson


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