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From: abw@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Andy Wardley)
Subject: Re: KISS folklore
Date: Fri, 21 Oct 1994 14:05:46 GMT

My best mate, Jason R. Heimbaugh writes: >In one of the most cringing stories told at AFU NYC II, Diane Kelly not
>only discussed this technique but also mentioned the phrase "bursting like
>a sausage" when thrusting at a "bad" angle. Better to be Wardley-sized
>than self-bobbitized. (Great stanza for the next AFU crap poem.)

In a previous post that I read,
My best mate, Jason had said:
"Better to be Wardley-sized,
than self-bobbitized"
And with that note, I'm killing this thread.

Andy "crap poet" Wardley


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