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From: twcaps@tennyson.lbl.gov (Terry Chan)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: alt.folklore.urban Peanut-Butter-Dog-FAQ Pointer [Daily Posting]
Date: 12 Aug 1994 13:43:02 -0500

Archive-name: here-kippy-faq/part1
Last-Modified: 94/8/12
Version: 1.00

12 August 1994

Frequency:

The Frequently Asked Question (FAQ) rebuttal for peanut.butter.dog is robo-posted approximately once an hour to the alt.folklore.urban, news.answers, alt.answers, alt.sex, alt.tasteless, talk.bizarre, news.announce.newusers, alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.d, comp.os.unix, soc.college, alt.fan.cecil-adams, alt.ted.frank.troll.troll.troll, alt.religion.kirk, and alt.religion.picard newsgroups with an expiration date approximately one day from the date of posting. If the FAQ is not available on AFU at your site, check the other newsgroups mentioned above. If it's not in any of those, you've got a real loser site.

Key to Listed FAQs: 

        T      = 100% scientific truth.  Or posted by PvdL.
        Tb     = believed true, but disputed by at least 1 Old Hat.
        F      = 100% falsehood. Or printed in Ann Landers.
        Ft     = A legend, mostly untrue, but with a true occurrence or 
                 known origin in The People's Almanac, et al
        Fb     = believed false, but not completely eradicated
        U      = Unanswered and may be Unspeakably Horrific
        PBDog  = Maybe it didn't happen, but it's scientifically possible
                 (used extremely sparingly, where the opposite is expected,
                 as it could apply to just about every legend)
                 MOTTO!

THE MISAPPLICATION OF MASTURBATION
F. Surprise party guests find naked, supine guest of honor/co-worker with

peanut-buttered genitals being licked by enthusiastic doggie. F. "A friend of mine works where the lady does and she hasn't been back since" F. This is a "fairly direct" attribution F. No! It really happened in Toronto just last month! Really! T. Variants of this tale are posted to a.f.u on an almost daily basis Fb.This flurry is just a statistical fluke, like making money with Martingale Tb.It is a meta-troll hoax perpetrated upon a.f.u by the forces of discordia U. It is a horrible karmic payback for trolling in the startrek.* groups F. This article was actually posted by Terry Chan T. It was posted by an imposter without his knowledge or consent T. The imposter is wearing a disguise thinner than gold leaf Tb.He is wearing a crotchless Batman suit as he type this

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 This Frequently Asked Questions List is a publication of AFU, Inc., a wholely owned subsidiary of Old Hat Enterprises, Inc. Please contact Terry Chan at TWChan@lbl.gov or Peter van der Linden at linden@eng.sun.com for licensing and duplication rights. Or not.

Copyrighted 1991-94. All rights reserved by Terry Chan (twchan@lbl.gov).

Hope this helps,

Terry "And they found her standing there, fully clothed and holding an 

       unopened jar of peanut butter. She was mortified because everybody
       knew exactly what she had in mind for the dog, so she ran out of 
       the house and hasn't been back to work since.  I read it in my
       church newsletter, so it must be true." Chan



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