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From: abw@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Andy Wardley)
Subject: Re: Ticket For Going Slow?
Date: Wed, 28 Sep 1994 11:21:09 GMT

gwyckoff@midway.uchicago.edu writes:
>I always wondered, however, if after he told me to go faster, he could have,
>pulled me over and given me a ticket.

Almost related:

When I was a young kiddy at school, we had this teacher, Mr Hooper, who was an "interesting" character to say the least. Lessons with him were always a good laugh if nothing else.

One day, we were having a class reading session when out of the blue, he stopped the guy who was reading, looked at me and said:

"Wardley, do you know any swear words?"

"Erm, no sir." says the Wardley, in his shaky pubescant voice.

"Come on Wardley, tell me a swear word, or I'll put you in detention."

"Erm", the Wardley thinks... "SHIT, sir. Will that do?".

"Wardley, have a detention for swearing."

And he gave it to me. An hour of my precious drink^H^H^H^H^Hrecreation time lost at the whim of this loon.


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