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From: linden@positive.eng.sun.com (Peter van der Linden)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Please read this...
Date: 26 Nov 1994 06:25:39 GMT

In article <CzrGKn.JuE@efn.org>, Ambia Dulany <adulany@efn.org> wrote: >I am a single college student trying to stay in school and support a
>daughter whose father left before she was born. I need your help. If
>you can send me money, my address is below. As little as a couple of
>dollars would help a lot. Thank you for reading this.
>
>Erin Corliss
>1130 Combs Flat Rd. #12
>Prineville, OR 97754

Erin (or Ambia) -- there's no need to give up hope, and be a shameless beggar. Have you considered gainful employment as a prostitute?

Obviously someone found you attractive enough to pork in the past; if you haven't already committed suicide, I'll send an agent round to audition you for a start in the jizz-biz. No, don't thank me yet -- wait till the contract is signed.


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