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From: vjrnts@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (Vicki Robinson)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Cunning Victorian furniture (was, Re: Weight of a Soul)
Date: 18 Jan 94 18:59:02 GMT

In article <2hh39r$q7a@harbinger.cc.monash.edu.au>, acb@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (Andrew Bulhak) writes: >They existed, but they were not worn; at least not regularly. They were
>used largely as symbols, although some husbands probably punished their
>wives by making them wear these devices every now and then.

"Wife! You need to learn humility and obediance! Come here! I shall strap you into this device and you will learn the hard way not to defy my wishes!"

"Oh, no, my Lord, anything but that, I pray!"

"Too late wench! Hold still!"

<Various clicking, locking sounds, sound of key sailing out of window and into
moat.>

"HA HA! Now you will see who is boss in this castle. Now, roll over and I shall exercise my manly rights as your husband and lord!.......... oh, shit."

"Heh heh. Good night, husband. heh heh heh heh."

There's punishment, and then there's punishment, I guess.

Vicki "Moral: Always have an extra key hidden in the garden." Robinson


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