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From: vanhorne@infinet.com (William VanHorne)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: FAT BURNING COFFEE
Date: 23 Oct 1994 09:02:34 -0400

In article <38bmp0$6ol@panix2.panix.com>, Phil Gustafson <phil@panix.com> wrote:

>Phil "No dog, no gun, eldering SAAB" Gustafson

Oh, it just *figures*. Goddamn left-coasters. No dog, no gun, fifi foreign car.

If you were a real American you would own a Ram or a Probe or a Thrust or an Ejaculate. No real American would even *ride* in a Saab or Vulva.

---Bill "two dogs, really big (no I mean it) gun, black Probe" VanHorne


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