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Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: netz@esa.lanl.gov (Dana Netz)
Subject: AFU Jokes
Date: Fri, 19 Nov 1993 16:45:10 GMT

I found the following while bumping around in rec.humor.... ........ feel free to fan the flames if this has been posted before..

Q: How many alt.folklore.urban readers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: It depends on the way the bulb is threaded.

A: Two-fifty

A: One, to be dying of cancer and request that everybody around the world send him light bulbs so he can get into the Guinness Book of World Records.

A: One, who'll do it for food.

A: Furrfu!

A: One, to have a drink with a strange woman in a bar and pass out, wake up three days later in a seedy hotel room, find a scar on his back, and realize where the light bulb went.


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