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From: isabelle@kirk.demon.co.uk (Isabelle Kirk)
Subject: Hi Everybody
Date: Sun, 15 May 1994 21:26:18 +0000

Hi everybody. My Dad made me type this so I could be the youngest person ever to post to AFU. Here I am not 24 hours old and I'm typing. My Dad says that this makes me the cleverest baby alive.

He also thinks I'm the most beautiful baby alive. He confirmed this scientifically by carrying me around the hospital comparing me to all the other babies and saying to their mothers "Missus, your baby looks like a pig compared to mine". All the other mums started crying for some reason.

As well as being really pretty, I'm also quite big (8lbs 10oz). My mum did really well during the birth and everything went pretty smoothly except when I came out. Even though my Dad knew I was supposed to be blue, he didn't realise how blue and got a bit of a shock. He also got a bit emotional as well. What a softy he is.

Before he left to get some sleep, he was muttering something about "if she brings home some alien sex starved boyfriend I'm going to give him a good kicking" or something. He also said something about watching out for older hats in older Anoraks but I'm not sure what he meant.

So, as my first act as the youngest poster to AFU, I'd like to propose a FAQ entry

T: The youngest post to AFU was by somebody aged 18 hours... T: ..but it is widely believed to be forged.

Isabelle "Emily" Krik^H^H^H^HKirk.


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