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 official afu poem




From: linden@positive.eng.sun.com (Peter van der Linden)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Official Poem of AFU
Date: 25 Oct 1994 04:26:37 GMT

Don't you find it faintly suspicious that a big poet guy would have a name like "Wordsworth"? It's like a programmer being called something like A.P.L. Byteswap or something.

Anyway, I found the official AFU poem of a year ago. Look how timely it still is!

Song of the Microwaves 

       What can I say about ol a.f.u
       Read by the many
       Understood by the few
       
       Like an elephant dancing
       On eggs and debris
       Many cracked yolks
       Shit up to your knees
       
       Factions and Fictions
       In litigious humors
       Researching the facts
       Impugning the rumors

       Dogs choking on fingers
       Hitchhikers that vanish
       Beers from Bavaria
       Seatcovers, Spanish
       
       "In the butt Bob"
       From the old Dating Game
       William "Tiberious"
       Kirk's middle name
       
       Lunkheads and eggheads
       Meet in delight
       To argue the trivia
       Far into the night

       Tis the stuff of rare legends
       Pedantic and true
       Oh what can be said
       About ol a.f.u

This was written in June 1993 by David Davis, a copper at a univeristy in Oregon. What a guy!


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