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From: ewan@kirk.demon.co.uk (Ewan Kirk)
Subject: AFU UK III Preliminary draft report
Date: Thu, 22 Dec 1994 23:26:34 +0000

Kirk and Wardley meet in a totally inappropriate public house near Trafalgar square full of arseholes with portable phones and no personality. They try to hang about outside until forced inside to give the place a bit of class.

Andrew (a.m.) Welsh turns up looking more and more like somebody who'd invade any neighbouring country you care to mention. Then Jim Segrave, Pete Bentley (who works a mere 10 yards from me), ummmm Steven Zatman and then the lovely Maddy Page. She was trapped into joining our merrie group my our merrie group shouting "AYE EFF YOOOOOOOOOOO" at everybody who walked into the (totally unsuitable) pub.

Tony "I went to New York and it cost me $125 to sleep with Andrew (a.m.) Welsh" Sweeney didn't turn up with his vegetarian friend -- they probably fucked off to Vegataria instead.

So we went to this place that served raw liver...no, it just tasted like that. Maddy Page is wonderful, interesting, witty and attractive. Jim Seagrave is older than I expected but works for my IP provider and is therefore a nice guy (even though he **is** a nice guy). Pete Bentley is a nice guy. Steve is a nice Guy. Andrew (a.m.) Welsh is a nice guy (but you knew that). Andy "tiny Winky" Wardley is my best mate but he didn't bring his superb, attractive, witty and intelligent lady with him. And he chose a completely shit pub to meet in.

We went to somewhere called "Fake American Shite with Fake American Food...no it tastes even worse than real american food" or something. We had a good time.

I had to leave early. I'm a nice guy too. Honest.

Ewan "Maddy is really nice" Kirk.

--E.

From: andreww@bnr.ca (Andrew Welsh)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: AFU UK III Preliminary draft report
Date: 23 Dec 1994 09:18:42 GMT

Ewan Kirk <ewan@kirk.demon.co.uk> wrote:

:Tony "I went to New York and it cost me $125 to sleep with Andrew (a.m.) Welsh"
: Sweeney didn't turn up with his vegetarian friend -- they probably fucked off
: to Vegataria instead.

Or they took a cab to the pub and so went the "quick" route.

The food at "fake american shite" was better than might be expected from its forthright name. And it was at this point that Stephen Zatman earned the love of thousands by producing the six-pack of Z*ma. I shall think of you this afternoon Stephen, as I'm whisked home by British Rail whilst sipping a unique malt beverage.

After that it was off to some slightly better pub down the side of Charing Cross station. After yet more alcohol, we all went our separate ways, apart from Maddy and I, who went our separate ways together, wandering round Leicester Square, Charing Cross Road, and up to Oxford Street, before deciding that it was damn cold and time to get a cab.

So yes, Maddy is splendidly nice, Jim Seagrave is marvellously gruff, Pete Bentley was top, Ewan and Andy are my best mates (but I really love Stephen Zatman for the Zim*), and I'm the most un-Hitler-youth-type bloke you'll ever meet.

Roll on AFUUKIV, but don't meet at the Pitcher and Piano.

Andrew "(andrew.michael)" Welsh


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