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From: starman@crash.amigans.gen.nz (Robin Halligan)
Subject: A CLUE
Date: 21 Apr 93 22:50:20 PST

I was looking at some of the posts on here over the last few months and i have seen a rise in the clueless ones posting to the net so i have created the AFU CLUE send it to some clueless bastard in need!

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 |    /|    This clue is worth              Some of the things you         |
 |   / |       TWO FIFTY             /|    will see mentioned on AFU       |
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 |   -----                         /  |Coriolis force/Twinkies/posh/Furrfu |
 |This is one genuine first       /   |snopes/Driving barefoot/Churchill   |
 |Issue AFU clue if you have     /    |The New York Method/Disraeli/Sheesh |
 |been sent this then it means        |Craig Shergold/Cpt. Pugwash/lemurs  |
 |you may have tried to tell someone  |   __                    ___        |
 |some thing that has been thrashed   |  /  \   |      |   |   |           |
 |out on the net at some time and     |  |      |      |   |   |___        |
 |you have been proved wrong.         |  |      |      |   |   |           |
 |Remember the ULs have been talked   |  \__/   |___   |___|   |___        |
 |through on the net for some time.   |                                    |
 |Some times AFUers will troll for    |"That'd be the butt, Bob."/SNUFF    |
 |Newbies if you bite and get         |bite the wax tadpole./Little Mermaid|
 |laughed at don't get upset about it |It tastes like chicken/Gerbils      |
 |happened to the best at some time   |"Blue star tattoos/chicken cannon   |
 |just laugh and sit back and watch   |You st*p*d f*ck*ng b*st*rds         |
 |for more to get hooked.             |The Unsolvable Math Problem/Kibo    |
 |If you want more info READ          |Subliminal messages                 |
 |AFU FAQ and the AFU guide    --------------                   /|         |
 |                                                             / |         |
 |Coloring your CD's rim with (special) marker                   |         |
 |will enhance sound quality./toothbrush up thief's ass/       -----       |
 |Various university libraries sink/Eskimos have 100s of words for snow.   |
 |That ought to shut the little bastards up/Mrs. Fields Cookie Recipe      |

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