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The AFU and Urban Legend Archive AFU afu regular
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The AFU and Urban Legend Archive AFU afu regular
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Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: panther@seltd.jvnc.net (Panther Digital)
Subject: You Know You're an AFU Regular When ...
Date: Sat, 11 Mar 1995 11:49:25 GMT
You Know You're an AFU Regular When ...
... everything you read looks like a troll.
... your Mom tells you about Craig, and you flame her.
... you snap at people who smile at you.
... you refer to your newborn child as "the newbie".
... you think that the capital of Germany is spelled with a "d".
... you wish it were Judge Frank instead of Judge Ito.
... you respond to "yes/no" questions with answers like "eff-bee".
... you sign business letters with a quoted, multiword middle name.
... when your 6-year-old asks a child-simple question, you tell her to "read the FAQ!"
... you think that "shirk" has an adjectival form.
... you look for opportunities to bring up the subject of lutefisk.
... you think that Santa's lead reindeer has a first name.
... you (M) are surprised at the reaction you get when you say "My dic's so small you need a magnifying glass to see it."
... you think that "flodnak" is Old Norse for "male offspring".
... you wonder where Bill Nelson went to.
... your biggest loss of sleep these days is in thinking up posts.
... you (M) wonder why you didn't meet Kim when you were unmarried.
... any child's toy named "Winky" makes you snicker.
... you are now often using the word "wank".
... you take the trouble to find out the air fare to: London, Sidney, Wellington, San Francisco, New York, Chicago, Oslo.
... you have sexual fantasies about AFUians you've never seen.
... your marriage, job, family, hobbies, health, spiritual life can all wait until you read this one last post.
( )_( ) \. ./ _=.=_ " -- You've lost your disgust for rats (we hope!).
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