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From: panther@seltd.jvnc.net (Panther Digital)
Subject: The Font of Holy Clue Water
Date: Sun, 5 Mar 1995 20:17:40 GMT

                     Cathedral of St. Terry the Recondite
                      Two AFU University Plaza
                       New York, NY 10000-0001

Office of the Rector

Brethern and Cistern of the AFU Community are reminded that the two semialabaster fonts at the rear of the cathedral are kept full of Holy Clue Water by the novitiates. It is written:

"Ye who wouldst but have a clue,

     This water shouldst ye drop on you."
                 - Chapter and Verse 16:2-3

It is not enough to rely upon the water received at one's immersion in the Sacred Jacluzzi of Arcana and Minutiae upon one's reaching Majority. The evil forces of The Fallen Newbie permeate the ecoplasm. Do your part. Dip a clue; be saved anew.

Would the person or persons who borrowed the Hallowed Clue Fire Hose please return it to its proper place? Looks like we'll be needing it.

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