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From: sean@galileo.desy.de (Sean Willard)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: BOA exemption application
Date: 12 Nov 1994 21:03:57 GMT

                           AFU Inc
                   1 AFU Plaza, 69rd Floor
                   New York, NY 10000-0001
                      November 12, 1994

                  Office of BOA Enforcement

Dear Mr./Ms. Rudolph,

We regret to inform you that your application for a BOA (Ban On Acronyms) exemption has been refused. AFU has always prided itself on its respect for old-fashioned family values and good clean fun, and your proposed acronym IMHEANAAHO, while no doubt well-intended, would, we feel, be all too easily confused with the well-known but rather off-color phrase "I might have expected a nob as amply hairy otherwise".

We will of course welcome any future proposals for acronyms to be exempted from the BOA, and wish you best of luck in your geomancy and arrhythmia studies.

Sincerely, 

                          Sean Willard
                          Middle-management flunky in charge of acronyms



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